Nice one squirrel...............

News item:



Iran claims that 14 squirrels found near their borders are spies.

The state sponsored news agency , IRNA said - " In recent weeks, intelligence operatives have arrested 14 squirrels within Iran's borders.

The squirrels were carrying spy gear of foreign agencies and were stopped before they could act, thanks to the alertness of our intelligence service"..............



The debonair Nutkin, sipped his peanut colada and smiled at his companion, Nutella.

"I'm off on a sortie to the middle east tomorrow. Can't say where, all a bit hush hush.

She gazed into his hazel eyes. "Oh ,Nutty, you are so brave. Will it be dangerous?"

"Well old thing, we've lost 14 chaps this month already. Most of the Flying Squirrel Brigade. Those blighters are on to us, so M'n'M has decided to fly me there in a Chipmunk to get the gen. "

"Oh, do be careful, Nutty, it's so dangerous!"

"Not to worry Ella, it's won't be my first beech landing"

" But what if they cashew,too?"

"No fears, old horse, they walnut make a monkey out of me, I can use my filbert", grinned Nutkin. "I shall take a quick pecan be back in time for my nuts. So don't pine!