A compositor walked into a bar and the barman said " Push off , we don't want your type in here!"
A lion took a Cheetah a box of giraffe bits. He was trying to pull a fast one.
I went round to dinner with a friend who is an absolute chess fanatic. He even has a chequered tablecloth. During the meal ,I asked him to pass the salt. It took two him hours.
I had a friend who made a fortune from Strongbow shares. I'm sure it involved some in-cider dealing.
Man walked into a butchers and asked ,
"Could I have a kilo of kiddlies"
Butcher:" You mean kidneys"
Man: "That's what I said, diddle I"
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