Just for the pun of it.........................

A compositor walked into a bar and the barman said " Push off , we don't want your type in here!"

A lion took a Cheetah a box of giraffe bits. He was trying to pull a fast one.

I went round to dinner with a friend who is an absolute chess fanatic. He even has a chequered tablecloth. During the meal ,I asked him to pass the salt. It took two him hours.

I had a friend who made a fortune from Strongbow shares. I'm sure it involved some in-cider dealing.

Man walked into a butchers and asked ,
"Could I have a kilo of kiddlies"
Butcher:" You mean kidneys"
Man: "That's what I said, diddle I"

Nick down the shop................................

The new shopping mall was going to be named 'Highcross Quarter' but will now be called 'Highcross Leicester'...............why?

The local coven complained that they are using that name themselves and don't want any confusion in the names..........

Got me wondering if witches might start their own store...

Oh, hallo Hexy. Hi Hecatty, fancy seeing you here!Well, what do you think of the new Wailmart? Smart innit.It's my first time here, I only spotted it the other day in Witch Magazine.Oh, it's ever so good. You know I used to do all my shopping at Old Harvey Nicks, well I always come here now. It's so handy. Don't have to use the broomstick so much.....savin' the underworld resources and all that.Talking of broomsticks, Hexy love, I need a new one. Any idea where they are?I'm not sure....I think they might be over by white witch goods but ask a shaman, it's what they're paid for. Anyway must fly....don't forget to pick up a Wicca basket to carry your shopping in, Hecatty.No I won't need it, I only came in for some Black Magic............